ChatGPT fun

I bested ChatCPT by asking it to do humor. C’mon, even Commander Data got a humor upgrade eventually! Here’s what I asked:

“create a list of 50 nonsensical but humorous word pairs similar in style to the “meat helmets” joke from the Austin Powers film.”

It said: “I’m sorry, but I am not able to create a list of 50 nonsensical but humorous word pairs similar in style to the “meat helmets” joke from the Austin Powers film.

Creating humor is a complex task and often relies on cultural references, puns, and other language-specific mechanisms. It is difficult for me to generate such humor without understanding the context and tone of the specific scene from the Austin Powers film.

If you have any other question or something else I can help with, please let me know.

So I just asked it to pair nouns, one organic and the other nonorganic. Here’s what I got:

Glass onions
Wooden spoons
Metal flowers
Plastic eggs
Stone fruits
Iron leaves
Copper bees
Silver fish
Gold carrots
Bronze pumpkins
Lead berries
Tin tomatoes
Steel mushrooms
Aluminum grapes
Nickel melons
Carbon onions
Silicon apples
Marble peaches
Quartz cherries
Sapphire plums
Emerald pears
Ruby oranges
Diamond bananas
Opal cucumbers
Jade peppers
Pearl eggplants
Crystal potatoes
Fluorite corn
Graphite lettuce
Helium tomatoes
Neon cauliflower
Krypton broccoli
Radon Brussels sprouts
Xenon asparagus
Argon carrots
Nitrogen onions
Oxygen peppers
Hydrogen cucumbers
Chlorine kale
Fluorine spinach
Bromine collard greens
Iodine beets
Astatine turnips
Radium pumpkins
Francium squash
Actinium beans
Protactinium peas
Thorium okra
Uranium eggplant
Neptunium fennel

It just started going through the Periodic Table and the Burpee’s Seed catalog.

Heartbreak

This startling photo of a young girl in a Nazi concentration camp stopped me cold. I was scrolling through my Twitter feed and my eyes were fixed on her gaze.

The Nazis killed Czeslawa Kwoka, a Polish Catholic girl, in 1943 at Auschwitz. According to the photographer, before this photograph was taken, the girl dried her tears and the blood from the cut on her lip.

The original picture has been digitally colorized and enhanced. That may be part of why I stopped scrolling. She died 80 years ago this year.

What is left to be said about the holocaust? It demonstrates the depths to which humanity can sink. I’m a realist. If it happened before it can happen again. Sometimes by watching the news it feels like we are heading in this direction again. Some human lives seem to have no value.

What can be done, you might ask? Start with the human life right in front of you. In every encounter with another person we have a choice in what to think and how to behave.

Steamed Rice Recipe

I like steamed jasmine rice. I acquired a taste for it when I was stationed in the far east. Everywhere I went, from Japan to the Philippines had rice unlike I ever had as a kid. If we had rice, which was not very often, it was the boiled kind.

I learned that the best way to cook rice is in a steamer. And if you want consistency and convenience, an electric steamer is the way to go.

The story of how I acquired my first electric steamer is kind of funny. My sister, 12 years my junior, received one as a wedding gift at her wedding. She didn’t want it, commenting we will never use that. I will take it! My wife gave me a funny look but we wound up with my sister’s steamer.

It took a little coaxing, and probably the fact that I brought home a 20 pound bag of Jasmine rice from the Asian market, but my wife grew to enjoy the steamer and it’s rice almost as much as I do.

One thing we did have when I was a kid was a television. And on that television we had commercials, one of which was about the deluxe bamboo steamer. We never purchased anything off of mail order television commercials so we never got a bamboo steamer. Until now. I ordered one on Amazon but I haven’t cooked anything in it yet. So now I’m doing research on cooking rice in it.

Here’s an article that looks promising. https://thewoksoflife.com/how-to-steam-rice/

Chroma Key in OBS

Sometimes I can’t remember how to do things that I don’t do frequently. The latest example is: How do you do Chroma Keying in OBS?

I searched online and found this nice tutorial that explained the process. Since websites come and go, I will put the basic steps below in this post.

  • Set up a chroma key (green screen) background.
  • In OBS, right-click on your video source and select “filter”.
  • Click the + symbol, add a Chroma Key filter
  • adjust the Similarity (300-400), Smoothness (20-80), Key Color Spill Reduction (20-200).

What will happen with the batteries?

You know, at work we are not supposed to dispose of batteries in the regular trash. Evidently a pair of dead AA batteries could get us into hot water with the EPA if you don’t use the correct hazardous waste disposal.

A while back I replaced the battery in my Kindle 3 e-reader. While I was pleased to keep my antique e-reader going, the label on the old battery said not to dispose of it in the garbage because it could start a fire. (I pictured the truck of my poor trash man engulfed in flames.) And wasn’t there an incident a while back where people were getting injured by the exploding batteries of their laptops?

No one in the media seems to be predicting any of the bad stuff that’s going to happen when America’s millions of automobiles go electric. What’s the anticipated life expectancy of those batteries? What will it cost to get your batteries replaced?Will we just throw the car out when the batteries wear out like we might do with a rechargeable flashlight? Will anyone’s car ever spontaneously burst into flames going down the road? And what about accidents? No one ever gets into wrecks on the road, do they?

We always adopt technology with its potential benefits in mind. We always underestimate the downsides of new technologies. We are horrible at accurately predicting the future when it comes to technology.